Crap Item #14: Annoying List

One day, I was feeling particularly annoyed so I decided to get
that numbingly-annoyed feeling off my chest by making a list of
things that annoy me.  So here it is.


1. Immature people who throw stuff
2. Freshmen named Jon
3. Not knowing what a hot guy looks like
4. Monkey things
5. The color RED!!!
6. Soda, and the general population's atrociously hopeless
dependence upon it.
7. Screaming sisters
8. Tedious trigonometry
9. When my sock turns around in my shoe!!!  AAAHH!!!
10. Salt.
11. Foresthill Road after construction (or during...)
12. Passive verbs
13. Movie sequels
14. Some movies--unless they're short or funny.
15. Computers that don't go on the Internet (What's the POINT of
them if they don't?!)
16. History homework--and the fact that no matter what, where I
go, how bored I am or what I've already finished, there will still be
more to do, and I will never not procrastinate.
17. Mr. Callaghan's discussions--all I know is that there are better
topics out there, somewhere, although I know it's hard to believe.
18. Stupidity--although 5% of the time it can entertain.
19. Bulk e-mail--it gets my hopes up.
20. Over use of the generic name Bob.  I'll bet it's just because it's a
palindrome.
21. I hate how my handwriting looks really cool, but actually is
illegible.
22. Really cold ice.
23. I am annoyed because no matter how many consecutive
hours I practice the same piano song, it still sucks.  Like my
penmanship.  If penmanship were still a subject in school, I'd fail it.
24. This list.  I feel like I'm more annoying than annoyed.
25. When people give me stupid nicknames and think I LIKE them!  
(My name is NOT Hermione!)
26. Speaking of which, I hate Harry Potter.  Down with Potter!
27. My hands smell really awful, and that annoys me.
28. When I'm playing piano and someone just comes along and
starts PRESSING KEYS!  How does Kelsey STAND that?!?!?!
29. When Megan opens the car window when it's cold.
30. Megan in general.
31. Jon in general.
32. Jon can't figure out how to turn on my phone.  It's not
annoying--it's just funny.
33. When people persistently ask WHY when there is no reason!  
Some things just ARE!!!
34. Cheerleaders that don't flip in the air.  They should all flip.  
Otherwise they're just standing there.
35. Pencils--mechanicals always run out of lead, and regular
pencils always run out of eraser.
36. The noises that plastic wrappers make--especially when it's all
quiet in class and someone decides they want a granola bar.  
Grrr.  Bothersome.