Crap Item #15: My Boredom as a Freshman

When I was a freshman, I was extremely bored.  All the time.  Every
day of my life.  So I wrote stories.  They were very very random
stories.  In fact, my goal was to make them as random and twisted
as ever possible.  So please don't think I'm a psycho if you read a
few stories and find them atrociously disturbing.  That was my goal.
 Anyway you should have known already that I'm a random
psycho weirdo.

Literature!

1. The Crazy Twisted Story
2. Gratitude Toward the Sofa (a poem)
3. Gems of a Different Rock (a melodrama)
4. The Narrator's Story
5. Guy and Chick
6. Ned Who Walks on Lemons
7. The Story of the Evil Witch that Could
8. Macaroni and Cheese Unedited (But Not Really)
9. Patty the Raspberry
10. A Cat Named Spot (unfinished)
11. The Story of Spike the Spikey-Haired Goldfish

I have many, many more, but I can't find them.  Oh well!
And since I know you want to steal it, all literature is COPYRIGHT
Stephanie Douglass.  So steal and die.