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A Cat Named Spot
One day there was a kitty named Spot and she woke up and found a mosquito bite on her shoe. She was outraged and set out to find the insect responsible so she could make a strawberry smoothie. Because you know, no smoothie is complete without artificial coloring.
Away she flew, through the blue yonder, past the fish and octopi. Spot realized she was flying through the ocean and realized she could breathe underwater.
"Hello," said a sharch to Spot.
"Hello, my name is Spot. Are you going to eat me, shark?"
"No, I find feline flesh to be rather scarce, plus bones get stuck in my teeth. Why is your name Spot? You're a striped cat."
"I dunno, I didn't name myself."
"Well, my name is Periwinkle and I'm light purplish-blue."
"Good for you," said Spot.
So together they set to find the evil insect. Spot got bored and started to dance disco. All the pretty fishies served as colored lights, but soon Periwinkle and Spot found they had accidentally danced into a time warp.
"Hey, that mud looks funny," Spot noticed.
"It's chocolate ice cream!" stated Periwinkle.
"Mmm."
They slurped the chocolate mess until they reached a pine needle. Since they were so full they couldn't dance disco but that's okay because...
(Unfinished!)
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