Crap Item #12: Top 5 Things I Dream About

1. Mating Rodents:  I can't help it!  I think it's really wrong too, but I
can't control what I dream about!  I had one dream where these
dwarf hamsters just kept multiplying inside of this cage, and I had
a dream where Hamtaro hamsters were the result of normal
hamsters mating, and I had a really scary dream where my
hamster mated with my sister's rat.  So yup, I dream about mating
rodents a lot.

2. Driving a Stick:  I keep having dreams where I'm driving a stick
shift, only whenever I switch gears the car punishes me because I
can't figure it out!  So it squirts me with car juice.  
I had another stick shift dream where I couldn't fit inside the car.  It
was too small.  And I was trying to drive up a hill, but the car was
too small.  

3. Death:  There was a dream I had recently where I was going to
die and nobody cared, and nobody was sympathetic when I told
them I was going to die.  So I went home and played the piano
one last time, and collapsed while crying and died.  And no one
cared.  No one in my dream saw me die, I just died alone.  I also
have had dreams where I kill my friends.

4.  The Guy I Like Living in Foresthill:  I live in Foresthill, and most of
the time the guy I like does not.  I've had two dreams where he's
living in Foresthill, and I think that must symbolize that he's closer to
me than I consciously think.  Probably not though.  That would be
nice.

5. Darn.  I forgot what this one was supposed to be.  Special.