Crap Item #4: Edible Crap

Sounds savory, doesn't it?  I made it as a snack to eat when we
went on the band-trip to Disneyland--because, like, food is
expensive.  It was fun to munch on.  Here's the recipe:

Ingredients:
*One package of mini-marshmallows
*One package of mini baking M&M's (I used dark chocolate, but
whatever suits your fancy works, I suppose)
*A normal bag of cheddar Goldfish crackers
*A big box of Nerds candy (you are what you eat)
*Dried cranberries
*A can of UNSALTED cashews (eww--salt with marshmallows???)
*A bag of dried pineapples

You will also need:
*A giant bowl
*Two gallon-storage Ziploc bags
*Clean hands
*A friend that will also eat it
*Underpants (well, you do need them.)

Mix all of everything into a bowl.  Put it all into the two bags.  Take
one for yourself, and give the other to your friend.  Then EAT IT!  
NOW I SAY!

Yeah, okay, you can save some for later if you want.  No, it is not
trail mix.  There's no raisins.  And besides, we never went on a trail
with it.  We just went on a bus.  Stupids.