Crap Item #16: Suiting Your Fancy

I've decided to be creative and come up with expressions.  You
know how people say sometimes "Whatever floats your boat" or
"Whatever suits your fancy!"  Well I've prepared a short list of more
seldom-used expressions (that I think I made up but I don't know
for sure) that are just as good and twice as creative.

Whatever tickles your fancy.
Whatever fills your glass.
Whatever tops your sundae.
Whatever blooms your rose.
Whatever prints your paper.
Whatever blossoms your tree.
Whatever spins your web.
Whatever candies your cotton.

If you think those are stupid, well, then, make up your own, you
lazy slob!  Just kidding.  Hee hee.