Guy and Chick!


Once there was a guy named Guy and he wanted some
bubblegum so he could blow big bubbles to impress chicks.  So he
went to the bubblegum stroe but they were out of the pink kind!  
So Guy and his baby hen named Chick set off to find the find the
fiend responsible for this world-threatening shortage.

So Guy and Chick were flying on their magic carpet named Tassel
through the Sapphire City, knocking on each door looking for pink
bubblegum when they saw a doggie that was wearing red.  They
decided to follow it, so they steered Tassel and commanded him
to hover ten feet over the dog.

The dog was very scared and ran into a building, yelling "Arf arf
arf!"  And, still hovering it, Tassel, Guy and Chick bumped into the
blue wearhouse-like building and they were smushed.

Then they fell, but luckily they landed on a mattress that had
coincidentally been lying there below.

Then they entered the building that was cleverly disguised as a
mattress factory, but was really the BGT (Bubble Gum Theif)
Headquarters.

"Wow, mattresses!" exclaimed Chick.  "Let's jump on them."

So they jumped and hopped and played all day until about
12:00 midnight on the dot, when they all mysteriously fell asleep.

When Guy woke up he found himself and Chick locked in a green
mushy room, with the walls, floor and ceiling lined with green foam
rubber.

After about 60 seconds exactly, a dark, evil-looking dude walked
through the wall.

"I am Ed the Evil," he said.  "And like, I'm gonna torture you dudes!"

"But I'm a chick," said Chick.

"Whatever," said Ed.  "I'm like still gonna torture you."

He exited through a wall and the floor started to levitate.  Or the
ceiling started to sink.  Well, whatever it was, Guy's head was
touching the ceiling when it stopped.  Then the walls came
together so the floor was about 2'11" squared (one inch below the
psychological limit for personal space).

A machine came from behind them and grabbed their wrists.  
Then another machine tickled Guy and he was tortured.  Chick
though, already had feathers.  She also didn't have wrists so she
wasn't even trapped in the first place.

She untied Guy and they fell through the wall into the PBSR (Pink
Bubblegum Storage Room).  He grabbed a case of bubblegum
and they escaped through the window.

So they exited the Sapphire City and flew home.  Guy went on a
walk with some bubblegum and some girls came to say hi.

Guy blew a big bubble for them.  The girls giggled.  "Why do you
think bubblegum bubbles impress us?  It's only soap bubbles that
turn us on."

The End!