Macaroni and Cheese Unedited!
(But not really!)

Macaroni and Cheese, you are the love of my life!  I come home
from school hungry, and you are always there to greet me.  Thank
you macaroni and cheese, thank you.

On a summer day, after jumping on a trampoline for three hours,
your stringy chees and tender noodles melt in my mouth.

Macaroni and cheese, I cannot bear to keep my feelings
contained any longer.  I love you.  Will you marry me?

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Oh, Macaroni and Cheese, that wedding night was beautiful.  
Remember when I threw the bouquet and our friend Spaghetti
caught it?  The parmesan cheese flowers were such a good idea.  
I'm so sorry now though, but our marriage has to end.  For I no
longer resist your salty cheesiness.  I must eat you.

Mmm, that was good!  What's for dessert?