Crap Item #2: Janet is a Man


Janet is a man: You hear it all the time around these parts.  But
WHAT DOES IT MEAN??!?!?  It means:
Summer 2003.  Kat came over to my house.  We had some wack
conversation with my sister Janet about Verne from Trading
Spaces: He is NOT gay!  Because I'm married to him!
Kat wrote some notes on my Free Open Diary:

"You're not even in LOVE with Vern! You just married him for his
pillows!!
What's WRONG with you!
Men have feelings too...
Except Janet....
Waaait... never mind...
MEN HAVE FEELINGS TOO IS THE POINT!!"

From then on Janet's femininity spiraled to the point of
non-existance.  Janet wasn't too depressed though.  We even
made up a clever, manly nickname for her: Manet.  Not to be
confused with the painter Manet, but Manet.  Rhymes with Janet.
 Who is a man.
We stayed up all night long, making up some clever
Janet-is-a-man jokes:

"Why do seagulls fly over the sea?"
"Because Janet's a man!"

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
"Because Janet's a man!"

"Knock Knock."
"Who's there?"
"Janet."
"Janet Who?"
"Janet's a man."

And so concludes the story of Janet-is-a-man.