Crap Item #6: Modern Art

Modern art--what is there to say about it?  It's modern, and it's
art...I think...well, I guess if it's called an art than it is.

Of course I could never begin to fathom what it all means, let
alone create it.  Wait...yes I could...because anyone can make
modern art.  It's not like it's real art or anything.

And the best of modern art is created unintentionally!  I made this
piece of modern art when I wanted to see how a clicky pen
works.  I thought it was pretty, so I made it into modern art!

Behold!  Modern art!

As you can see, this modern art expresses my inner sorrow...WHY
did the makers of the pen trick me like that?!?!?!  It's a red
pen...but it writes in blue ink...how could they betray me...I don't
get it...stupid careless dorks...

Steal my artwork and die, punks!