Crap Item #10: Procrastination!

Did you know that this entire website is just one big procrastination
project?  And absolutely everything I do (besides homework...pssh;
I do that in the morning) is procrastination from doing important
stuff.  

Last weekend, I didn't have any homework.  I was free.  But I
wasn't...it was the weirdest thing.  I've come to depend on
procrastination.  Without it, I'm just a blob with nothing to
procrastinate on.  I tried to sew something.  I tried to draw...but I
couldn't!  I just can't live without knowing there is something else
more important to do!

You know, you spend all your school years thinking if only you
didn't have so much stuff to do then you could get to do what
you really want.  But I found on that fateful day that--like--I guess if
you don't have anything to procrastinate on while you're doing it,
it isn't so special that you sacrificed your valuable time.

Did that make any sense at all?  Hmm...