Crap Item #9: Sick Sad World

I've decided that my favorite TV show is Daria, since I never see
Hamtaro anymore.  Daria is an animated show about Daria and
her friend Jane, and a whole bunch of other weird characters in
their home town of Lawndale.
That's beside the point though.  Daria and Jane always watch a
show called "Sick Sad World" and in every single episode they
show a really small clip of something really sick and sad.

So I've decided to compile all the different previews of Sick Sad
World from all the Daria episodes.  So, here we go:

"He gave her his heart, she gave him her liver!  Transplants and
romance, next on Sick Sad World."

"Sniffing for love, next on Sick Sad World."

"Could a family of ghosts be living in your kitchen, feasting on your
groceries?  Filling the phantoms, next on Sick Sad World."

"What terrible diseases can you pick up, by sitting down?  Toilet
seat terror next, on Sick Sad World."

"The tale of an enchanted kiss gone horribly wrong!  Frog princess
next when Sick Sad World continues."

"Troubled travel...by trike!  Underage road rage, next on Sick Sad
World."

"The immaculate confection, next on Sick Sad World."

"Meet the doctor who uses human organs as bait!  The liver runs
through it, next on Sick Sad World."

"Delinquint quintuplets, next on Sick Sad World."

"When aliens go fine dining, where do they relieve themselves?  
Extraterrestrial restaurant restrooms, when Sick Sad World
continues."

"The peek-a-boo ICU, next on Sick Sad World!"

"Are the fish using our ocean as their personal toilets?  The terrible
truth next, in this Sick Sad World exclusive."

To be continued...