Crap Item #11: Yellow Watermelon

Yay!  The Yellow Watermelon is legendary within my inner circle!  
And now you get to know about it!  Hoorah!

In the summer of 2002, we were at the store getting foodstuffs for
the swim meet which would be the next day.  Then we found
something odd: Yellow watermelons.

BUM BUM BUM!!!!!!!!!!!!

So we ate them, along with some pink watermelons.  People at
the swim meet kept walking past and going "Whoa, it's yellow!"  
And we ran out of plastic forks, so we had to use spoons and
knifes.  Lauren, oh that genius, made up the Song, the Chant
which will forever be revered among our children (the
underclassmen).  And this is how it goes:

I am a yellow watermelon,
Come and taste my sweet gelatin!
I am genetically enhanced,
So come and do the Yellow Watermelon Dance!
You can eat me with a spoon or a knife,
However, I don't like forks.
So if you like red better, well,
You're just a bunch of dorks!

It's amazing how popular that song is among my friends.  Even
the ones who don't know Lauren!  I made it famous!  I'm COOL!!!*  
I sewed sequins on my friend Katie's shirt and they say "Your mom
is a Yellow Watermelon" and it's all the rage!  

Go out and buy your genetically modified fruits today!

*Uhh...not really...let's just pretend.